Prosecutor: Ms. Abraham, did you lie to get ahead? Farrah: Well, technically I did, but its illegal to sue me because George Washington said so. He wrote about it original site in the Emancipation Proctologist. Prosecutor: Aaaaaaaaaaand I won my case! About Jeremy Feist Jeremy Feist is an (ahem) entertainer from Toronto, Canada. He writes, acts, and performs on stage, and has been a writer for Popbytes for almost three years now.